fleshscars: what do you mean i can’t find a boyfriend in the dark confines of my room while cradling my laptop
plot twist: everyone you love on tumblr lives within a 10 mile radius of your house
ghostnotebusters: i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
c1garettes-and-lies: h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay this
*After Styx Concert*
Me: And when they asked who was there for the first time, I screamed as loud as possible
Me: And I swear Tommy Shaw looked right at me
Me: It was awesome
Dad: Of course my daughter would attract attention at a rock concert
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
[ OOC ] Reblog if you can say you have never sent...
one-is-never-enough: If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me, kthx
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
emeteriia: CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER